So I have been inactive (no surprise there....) for so many days, but for a different reason; different reasons rather, but one underlying similar entity stays the same--I have so many ideas to do. Oh great, just when the workload is full, that's where all my creative juices sprung up some great babies....I HATE YOU BRAIN!! Because of the unusual, yet annoying times and source of inspiration, I have found myself in various threads of awkward moments that I realize now...
let's begin counting (for those who still have the attention span and will to read this shit, carry on. For those who lost the interest to read it, please move on somewhere else :3 )
That awkward moment when I have been reading Wikipedia and visiting all the Reference, External and "See Also" links far more frequent compared to my average visits on Facebook, You Tube, WatchSeries (I only knew today that the site has been moved to a host site...DAMN!!).
That awkward moment when I realized that I began reading technology debates and other nerd-shits journals and lectures only nerd-shit diplomats would care hearing about, not knowing my sudden shift to the horrible interests....That scares me more than staring at Jeff the Killer completely point-blank. Again....WHY THE FUCK AM I DOING THIS?!?!?
That awkward moment when I found Steve Jobs was by far the most attractive technological icon ever known; and the only reasons I have to back that up are: (1) He rocked the Ashton-Kutcher-styled hair (with no facial hair) pretty damn well (HELL! He rocked it better than Ashton Kutcher!!), and (2) He has an extensive feature in a Playboy issue that lasts for about 5 pages or more....DAYUM!!....oh, (3) I know you're going to butcher me like what they did to Patrick Stump in "The Phoenix", but let's face it! When you see it, you might agree with me on this--He rocked the "Where's Waldo?" sweater, and a sharp suit with a bowtie better than anyone I know....yes....*breathes, prepares to die*...even against our beloved Stumpy....
That awkward moment when you find yourself fangirl-ing over a fictional penguin named Tux.
That awkward moment when you are compelled to download and install the OS that destroyed your computer once, and it's all thanks to Tux's cuteness...
That awkward moment where you couldn't explain your love for Tux....
Now I wish I had a pet penguin with me right now...and the extensive knowledge to mess with the Linux OS...oh wait....GNU/Linux OS (so Richard Stallman won't kill me; just in case. That dude is nuts when it comes to forgetting to name his contributions; but I think the "GNU/Linux" thing doesn't apply to those Linux-based OS that followed, but hey, better safe than being targeted by a missile powered by C++ :3...hehe... Epic Rap Battle reference).
That awkward moment I began loving Finland....WHY?
That awkward moment you are trying to learn C (again), C++, Java, Python, and other languages just so I could prepare to messing with an OS.....
That awkward moment where you realized why you love Finland (besides the metal rock bands and Nokia :3).
That awkward moment where you realize the subject of your greatest sci-fi armored character (and may be the hottest character I have ever created...yes *prepares to die again*....hotter than the Stump-based ones) was the man who was the reason behind Tux; the only dude (besides Steve Jobs) who could put Bill Gates' nuts in a twist of maniacal rage and anger
(his rage was evident in some letter he drafted to computer enthusiasts...it was evident he was targeting them...well, their likes...but he was the one who worsened the fall of Microsoft's sales that time); the student who unknowingly sparked a flame war and made Richard Stallman look like some power-hungry wife fighting for his share in a divorce lawsuit (Linux naming controversy, look it up), and the only known kid who could keep calm while being attacked ferociously by a wild professor saying he stole from MINIX, and minced that guy into pieces....seriously, he's the only guy I know who could make his opponent be proud of him and be treated as though he was part of his very close academic family after he dissed him in a public forum (Tanenbaum-Torvalds debate, look it up...again...though I'm not sure on the spelling of the former...but fuck it! I don't want to go back to Wikipedia anymore! Jimmy Wales, WHY U DIS TO ME?!?!). What can I say, ALL HAIL FINLAND!
You realized you are now fangirl-ing over the guy who created the Linux kernel (Finland!! You're doing it right!!)
You then now realize that he was your best inspiration of an eccentric armored superhero (besides Steve Jobs and Bill Gates)
And know you have come down to the final realization that you liked every single one of the Linux Mark Foundation and the history of the GNU movement because of Tux.
Yeah, all of 'em you fangirl-ed on is because of that fucking bird....again....WHY?!?!?
I guess it wasn't the circumstances to blame for those awkward moments....It was that FUCKING BIRD's fault!! TUX!!!! WHY U DO DIS DIPSHIT ON ME?!?!
well, I guess I couldn't get pass that penguin's cuteness...hehehe
why do you think I liked Simon Petrikov in the first place...GUNTER!!
I should really stop watching Happy Feet and Penguins of Madagascar; they do horrible things to you when you are caught with their cuteness!
Maybe that or I got into computers (again) because of the Epic Rap Battle of History: Bill Gates vs. Steve Jobs thing....
Fuck it! Whatever it is, Tux was the one who worsened it!!
Ugh...too much penguin cuteness hurts my brain!